Yet again,
this awkward moment brought to you by Jessica.
Yes, people. Again, I found myself in an awkward sit-chee-ation. This time, however, it was with animals.
Animals!!!AWK-werrrrrrd.
CreditsLast week I had many, many, many
many, many, many, many, many late nights up at school trying to get things done. One dark and starry night I was happily, yet sleepily, on my way home.
Now, it's important to know that no matter where I'm at, and most times, no matter what I'm doing, if it's past 10 p.m., I'm worthless. My eyes are drooping and watering with every ginormous yawn I take. This was the case hands down because it was 2 o'clock in the morning.
First, I know what you're thinking:
What kind of idiot stays up at school until 2 working on homework? Then, I ask you, "Have
you tried to balance 15 hours at school and 1 part-time and 2 semi-part-time jobs?"
If your answer is no,
that explains why you're asking the question. If your answer is yes,
then you probably didn't think it was unusual in the first place. I'm fully aware I've done this to myself, but that is bee-side the point
On with it...
I'm driving home with the radio blaring, windows cracked so that there's a cool breeze on my face, and desperately trying to stay.awake. I'm rounding a corner when, out of the corner of my eye, I notice 2 dogs. Not 2
ordinary dogs. These dogs were...taking care of bid-nass. Like, seriously. And, promptly I guess you could say, for lack of a better word.
They quickly glance at me, without stopping may I add, and turn away. That's it. No,
'oh crap there's a car, better run the other direction'. Just a glance. And then they continued. So what did I do? Just a glance, and then I continued.
What was I supposed to do? Pull the car over and have a chit chat with them about how inappropriate it is to do that
in public?Don't think I didn't think about doing that either. It would soooo be up my alley.